Please complete a short customer service satisfaction survey to access the volume controls.

1. Before we begin: Is a hotdog a sandwich? Absolutely yes, it fits the structural definition. Absolutely not, that is culinary blasphemy. It is technically a taco. I am trapped in a volume slider, please send help.

2. Overall, are you satisfied with this once in a lifetime gaming experience? Honestly, yes! It's brilliantly creative and fun. Absolutely not. I hate this with a burning passion. It's a love-hate relationship, mostly hate. I will be sending my therapy bills to the developer.

3. How would you rate the visual design, UI and physical appearance of the dev? 10/10 - Sleek, modern, and visually fantastic. 1/10 - It's clunky, ugly, and hard to read. It looks great while it's actively torturing me. I can't see the UI through my tears of frustration.

4. What are your thoughts on the background music? It's unironically a great, relaxing track. It's mind-numbingly repetitive and awful. I muted my device 15 levels ago. It perfectly scores my descent into madness.

5. How do you feel about the level design/mechanics? They are clever puzzles that are satisfying to beat. They are completely unintuitive, poorly designed and the dev needs a new hobby. Whoever made this is a certified supervillain. I am just clicking blindly and hoping for 25%.