Holy shazbot! I thought the author was being a bit hyperbolic about the "built for speed" part...

"The test drive shows off just 20% of Rubin’s maximum speed. At full tilt, a runner wouldn’t be able to keep up.

Presumably measured at the edge of the platform, but still... WOW!

The time the tree has spent growing is only loosely correlated with the time it takes to fell it.

That would be an odd choice.

A large glass mirror once cracked because they "only" allowed one year for it to cool.

The second one was allotted three years.

Took me a bit to derive "Elon-Musk-created" from "Musky".

In the meantime, I imagined high-jumping muskelunges...

Not pedantic enough. You failed to define cycical, which may be a misspelling of cyclical, but is impenetrable in meaning if so.