It's all wonky with "hand drawn letters" and slightly off with low fidelity and repetitive usage of graphical primitives.
Low quality trash that is offensive to be given to read because the author didn't actually give enough shits to spend a few minutes creating the graphics by hand.
I don't want to work with people like "Jim Yagmin", people that consider this kind of output acceptable. This immediately makes me expect sub par "good enough" work with no attention to detail. Just slop it at the wall and see what sticks!
To make this easier we could develop some kind of… query or… command language for this.
Take OPs example…
> I am addicted now that I can ask it, “hey in the companies table only show me the ones who have more than 5 employees”
Now how could that command language look like, maybe something like…
PICK * of COMPANIES if EMPLOYEE_COUNT >10;
We could call this DCCL: Dench Claw Command Language!