Massive props to everyone for not being as sarcastic in your answers as I would be

You're joking right? This is the 'testing on mice' phase and it failed and your idea is to start dosing humans just to see what happens.

Why are they talking to it like it’s a person? What is happening?

Have a pat on the head, Safari.

It hasn’t on Macs. Safari is still popular among non-tech folk