slightly offtopic: I would be delighted if Tucholsky had written something hilarious along those lines. But he didn't as far as I know, he focused more on the German language himself.

https://www.eventpeople.de/aktuelles/eventmarket/ratschlaege...

Quintus Fabius Maximus wasn't popular initially, either.

Interesting given the timing of the tariffs. These subscriptions are not subject to those, right?

So tariffs really encourage subscription models to subsidize goods …