While watching the second video, Futurama theme song started playing in my head :-)

Poe's law at its best!

Yes, please close it!

Ah, oh, decision makers are shareholders themselves and are benefiting from this too.

> Starlink just shut off all of Russia

What are you talking about? Starlink never worked in russia. It worked in Ukraine, and it was shutdown in Ukraine by using a white list for which any Ukrainian can easily apply.

The goal was to shutdown Starlink usage by russian drones in Ukraine and by anyone on the occupied Ukrainian territories.