Russians killed all the rich and smart people in their revolutions. Only the dumb ones remain. Russia should be assumed to make dumb decisions.

I just bought paper made from stone that doesn't get wet, so there's one problem solved..!

Deferring such decisions to the end user is an ABSENCE of design.

Helsinki's underground spaces exist for one reason: Russian bombs.

Deus ex machina refers to a rhetoric device in fiction, which the Bible is not.