> magnesium and titanium dust are very enthusiastic about combusting

Iron dust too. Make sure to keep it away from your pre-lit candles:

https://youtu.be/vZ3Pi1QBAlQ

Have you tried plugging a usb keyboard into your TV? It's always worked for me. My lifelong habit of connecting keyboards/mice to random devices to see what happens has been overall fruitful - hell, even the Wii supported keyboards iirc. Used my Android to test an Apple Magic Mouse at a yardsale recently too.

I've discovered you can just plug a keyboard and even mouse into smart TV's. Get a wireless keyboard with a trackpad on it and you barely need the remote anymore. The Windows key even brings me to the home screen by default on my LG C1.

I wear seatbelts (but I'm proud of my state for being the only one not to force adults to) because a car crash is much more likely than being victim to a zero-day vulnerability.

It feels ontologically wrong to me to constantly beg my own computer for permissions to do things. I always use root on Linux, and my Gentoo machines don't even have a non-root account. (I get great satisfaction from compiling VLC to let me run it as root as well as patching Dolphin and other apps to not complain about it.) On Windows I always use an admin account and disable all UAC prompts. I've managed to have no incidents since I started this policy a decade ago by simply not downloading malware or using 123 as my password on an open SSH port. Go figure.