I thought the kept incentivizing longer content so they could cram more ads into the videos. Hard to get some one to watch a 20 second ad for a 2 minute video, but if you can convince everyone to pad that thing up to 10 minutes you could stuff at least 2 ads in there.

I wish they'd give you more than 2x speed in the web player. Lots of videos seem to talk extra slowly to drag things out to the point 2x speed sounds like normal conversational speed.

What makes you think they won't be bailed out by creating a national subsidized insurance program? The national flood insurance program only exists because insurance companies didn't consider insuring properties that are destroyed by flood all the time a good idea and stopped doing it altogether.

If this happens to me I'm buying the cheapest android I can find and just attaching it to my work laptop with adhesive.

I've done this as well. My employers setup guide was super long winded and tried hard to suggest MS Authenticator was the only one that would work without outright saying it.

However, I've gathered that this is a setting that is up to the organization so your YMMV. Since some employees work at secure sites without wifi/mobile connections they aren't able to turn off TOTP.