I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt on this. Because this sounds like a legitimately difficult problem to solve.

But what is the use case here? How often do agents need to get an email address? What’s the argument for letting agents create accounts? I can see letting an agent use my account, but why do they need their own?

And all of this has great legitimate uses, why would a domain degrade?

I could see this being a very eye opening game if you added "Fan" and "Parent" modes. In "fan" mode nothing you said would affect the game, although maybe a player would laugh once in a while. In "parent" mode, you'd have a youth soccer game where whatever you said would confuse the player and they'd perform worse.

Sounds like a fun project -- like a more interactive version of Football Manager.