Used to sell cooked lobbies to friends for cash back in the first few years of RuneScape. Good times

Some of my sessions are over 1GB at this point. I just don't think this scales usefully or meaningfully. Those things should live as summarized artifacts within issue tracking IMHO

Can you elaborate on this? I learned Objective-C not long after 2.0 came out so I do not have much perspective on what exactly you'd want. I remember looking at it and thinking it was pretty fragile and boilerplate-y

Probably something like this, all it really needs to do is absorb the good parts of Swift and unfuck the actors/concurrency: https://github.com/doublemover/Slopjective-C

I don't know if I like what that paper is suggesting, but I will give it a rip.

Why shouldn't they