I you're willing to go back a few generations, Asahi Linux supports the Mac Mini (M1, M2 and M2 Pro). Support is missing for USB-C displays (it has HDMI) and Thunderbolt, but other than that you can have an awesome experience on these (and probably get yourself a good deal these days)

Worse: You just won't be able to use websites on desktop unless you pull out your phone and verify.

Because both comments you quoted did not put words in my mouth like you did. They can laugh in iPhone all they want, they didn't say I expected iPhone performance out of this Linux phone. Same for the other comment, they're expressing their opinions, not projecting it on me.

You're the one being disingenuous, and I'm done exchanging with you.