True, but the article was first with that comic it ends with.

They do not; if you sort as unsigned ints then negative floats sort above positive ones, and if you sort as signed ints then the negative range is reversed. IEEE floats are sign-magnitude, not twos-complement.

Desync happens simply after a month of not using the PC client. Yes, it's that short.

Looks like callback hell, but in Java. Async/await would solve it, but it's Java.

That sounds like a good, easy to spot indicator that these people do not care about quality. :)