Fatbikes are wreaking havoc in Sydney's wealthy beach suburbs

2026-03-084:473661www.bbc.com

Teens are infuriating locals by riding over golf courses and doing wheelies on the Harbour Bridge.

Watch: Teenagers cause disruption riding e-bikes in Sydney

One of the first things you might see in Manly, home to some of Sydney's most popular beaches, are groups of carefree teenagers in swimwear riding illegal e-bikes.

Weaving in and out of traffic and careening along footpaths, they're an increasingly familiar sight, infuriating many locals.

"I see the kids riding on the road, I see them riding without helmets. They're clearly not subject to the same strict rules that other modes of transport are," says Chris, as he heads home after a swim.

"One kid was explaining to me how they can jailbreak them and remove the speed limits and make them go three times the speed they're supposed to."

Residents of some of Sydney's wealthiest beachside locales, stretching from the Northern Beaches through the eastern suburbs that take in Bondi and down to Cronulla in the south, say the number of teens riding e-bikes has exploded in recent years.

Those favoured by teens are also known as fatbikes due to the thick tyres meant for tackling sand and off-road terrain, and are often illegally modified to allow them to travel at far greater speeds than the 25km/h limit for e-bikes.

They have been hitting the headlines as hospitals report huge jumps in e-bike-related injuries and critics say police are failing to enforce existing laws to keep roads – and footpaths – safe.

Food delivery riders on fatbikes are also a source of frustration for many Sydneysiders.

But in recent weeks teens have attracted wider attention because of viral videos.

One shows dozens of teens motoring over a pristine golf course near Manly, and another shows a huge group, including teens in school uniform, doing wheelies across the Harbour Bridge during a "mass rideout" led by a US YouTuber.

Teens have also been videoed riding through shopping malls and taking over whole lanes of traffic, while councils have been inundated with complaints from pedestrians and motorists.

"Sometimes I ride at 50 or 60km/h [on my Vespa] on Pittwater Road and they overtake me on the footpath," says Northern Beaches local, Andre.

"They're like mini motorbikes," adds Debbie, who says she and her dog have been "taken out" a number of times by children on fatbikes.

Getty Images People walk on Manly Beach promenade in Sydney, Australia, on Sunday, Nov. 15, 2020. Getty Images
Fatbikes have taken off in Sydney's upscale beach suburbs

As I step into a Manly side street, I nearly get mown down myself by two teens on fatbikes, each with a pillion passenger, speeding the wrong way down a one-way street.

Of the 750,000 e-bikes on New South Wales roads, the state government estimates the number of illegal fatbikes to be in the tens of thousands.

"I compare it to Covid," says Harold Scruby, the chairman of the Pedestrian Council of Australia. "It starts here and if they don't put a stop to it…" he trails off as he contemplates the apparently inexorable spread of teenagers on illegal fatbikes.

While e-bikes have caused headaches for authorities around the world, the illegal fatbike trend seems to have particularly taken off around Sydney's beaches.

Observers say it's because of a combination of good bike-riding weather, parents with deep pockets – the cheapest model of one of the most popular brands retails for a minimum AUD$3,000 (US$2,110, £1,579) - and a lack of reliable public transport.

"It's a lifestyle thing too," Scruby says. "Kids love going to the beach on them."

But lack of regulation also plays a role.

There is no minimum age at which children can ride e-bikes and under-16s are allowed to ride on the footpath – sometimes putting them in conflict with pedestrians.

Police say it is difficult to catch teens because if they give chase they risk causing an accident – a problem I discovered for myself when I set out to interview them.

One I do manage to speak to, Robert, a 14-year-old who's just been for a swim, says he loves his fatbike for the freedom it gives him but he has "kept it legal" and doesn't do "stupid" stuff.

"My dad said if the cops take it then you don't get anything back."

Scruby says the number of illegal e-bikes began to rocket three years ago, not long after the federal government loosened import restrictions in 2021. Importers no longer had to prove that e-bikes came up to minimum safety standards.

Then in 2023, the state government of New South Wales, of which Sydney is the capital, doubled the maximum power wattage allowed for e-bikes to 500w.

E-bikes should require riders travelling at more than 6km/h to pedal and the motor should cut out completely when they reach 25km/h.

But retailers could import high-powered bikes and give buyers a PIN to "unlock" them, allowing it to reach higher speeds supposedly only on private property – a crucial loophole.

"Unscrupulous marketers suddenly realised every kid in Australia is going to want one of these," Scruby says.

Helen Livingstone A row of fatbikes propped up on the promenade with a beach and ocean in the backgroundHelen Livingstone
Fatbikes at Bondi where for many people they're a useful way to zip to the beach and back

Teens aren't the only ones who love e-bikes.

At Bondi Beach, Will is loading his daughters, aged six and eight, into a kid trailer on his e-bike after their daily swim, his surfboard attached to the side.

"We use it every day, it's really good with little kids," he says. They can zip to and from the beach without worrying about parking. He's not overly concerned about teenagers on overpowered e-bikes.

"I mean I'm envious, I wish I could pop a wheelie like that. I'm just thankful I don't have boys that age."

Scott Jeffery, who runs an e-bike shop, says they have many advantages, chief among them that they allow riders to travel further and climb hills more easily than a push bike.

"They should be used in many circumstances in place of a car," he says, which has environmental benefits and advantages for older people, who can no longer keep up with their riding buddies or drive.

"It becomes their main form of transport," he adds.

The teens who are out riding on golf courses and such are "foolish and it's ruining the whole usage of e-bikes for everyone else."

It seems to be doing more than that.

Injuries caused by e-bikes are becoming "almost business as usual" in paediatric and adult major trauma centres, says Dr Brian Burns, a trauma specialist at Sydney's Royal North Shore Hospital.

"You're almost on something with the equivalent speed of a motorised vehicle, but not wearing a motorbike helmet," Burns says, noting that motorbike riders typically wear other protective gear such as leathers and gloves.

Doctors are increasingly seeing "significant brain injuries" as well as lesser, but still serious, injuries like friction burns, he says.

Pedestrians are also at greater risk from e-bikes than push bikes. "Sometimes they're about 30, 40 kilos, and you've got a teenager or two on them," Burns says.

St Vincent's Hospital Sydney last month said the number of serious injuries from e-bikes treated at its emergency department had doubled in 2025 compared to the previous year and spiked by 350% since 2023.

Observers say teens also don't fully realise that they are at risk of criminal charges.

In Queensland, an 8-year-old riding an illegal e-bike died in October after crashing into a 15-year-old who was also riding an illegal e-bike, though the teen's was higher powered and the younger child was not deemed to be at fault.

The teenager now faces charges including dangerous operation of a vehicle causing death as well as driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle.

Helen Livingstone A fatbike on a promenade in front of a beach where people are playing volleyballHelen Livingstone
A fatbike at Manly where locals say teens regularly ignore road rules

Faced with the prospect of similar incidents in NSW, the state government recently announced a raft of proposals - a minimum age for e-bike riders, European safety standards for e-bikes, which must have a maximum power output of 250w and anti-tampering protections, and they said police would begin crushing illegal bikes.

"We want Sydney to be a cycling city at the same time as wanting to have some control over how bikes roll out," NSW Transport Minister John Graham told the BBC.

But these plans haven't pleased everyone.

Jeffery says the government's "knee-jerk" response is over the top. "Educate them first and then go on to enforcement."

Scruby says the government hasn't gone far enough: 16-year-olds would still be allowed to ride on footpaths and the government has not addressed the question of insurance, which leaves anyone who is hit by an e-bike and seriously injured unable to claim compensation.

"The main problem here has been that technology has just outpaced the law at 100 kilometres an hour," he says.

"The genie's out of the bottle."


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  • By jakecopp 2026-03-089:463 reply

    Without excusing the behaviour around illegal electric motorbikes, there has also been absolutely shocking media coverage in Australia on road deaths. Here's a summary of a particularly bad week of coverage: https://jakecoppinger.com/2025/12/why-wont-the-media-report-...

    Did you notice this article doesn't have a single mention of safe bike lanes? In Australia we spend ~0.2% of our transport budget on cycling and walking infrastructure - and see very low rates of cycling (and terrible safety outcomes) as a result. See stats on the Australian situation at https://australiancyclewaystats.jakecoppinger.com/

    The BBC would have done well to read up on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedestrian_Council_of_Australi... before seeking quotes.

    • By hagbard_c 2026-03-0814:27

      Fatbikes are a problem in the Netherlands as well. Th Netherlands, also known as the #1 country - or at least in the top 3, no need to quibble about who comes first - when it comes to creating cycling infrastructure. Bicycle paths everywhere but those don't help against fatbike gangs. They don't care about safe cycling infrastructure, they hardly care about safety - especially other people's safety - at all.

    • By arthurbrown 2026-03-0812:16

      As someone who's been observing how the media treats cycling in this city closely since the dark days of Ducan Gay, this is absolutely what is happening.

      Thank you for posting this and for taking the time to document it in detail.

    • By wzdd 2026-03-0812:151 reply

      Over the top as mandatory registration of cyclists may be, he has a point on shared bike lanes. They're awful both for cyclists and pedestrians. From a cyclist's perspective you have a narrow path filled with effectively-immobile obstacles; from a pedestrian's you have a machine coming at you at speed which could cause you significant harm.

      • By jakecopp 2026-03-0812:39

        > [shared lanes] They're awful both for cyclists and pedestrians.

        People riding bikes would always prefer a dedicated separated cycleway. Cyclists want to be on the footpath less than people walking want them there - they would only use it because it's safer than the road.

        What usually happens here (and I assume is common in the US!) is the state transport department veto's taking away space from cars to build a proper bike lane, forcing people and bikes to fight over the scraps of street space left behind.

        A particularly egregious example of exactly this scenario playing out: https://jakecoppinger.com/2024/09/another-broken-westconnex-...

        If someone is arguing against shared paths - you should make sure they are arguing for bike lanes too. Otherwise they are not trying to be constructive.

  • By ggm 2026-03-085:352 reply

    We're plagued by these, and by souped up electric trail bikes. Kids far too young to die or get quadriplegia, blasting around in traffic. Usually with no sense of time and place. By law they are meant to be 25kph speed capped and require pedalling. They are doing 50pkh plus and take off like a scalded cat, doing wheelies.

    I'm terrified for my own safety and theirs. I can't see this ending well.

    • By 14 2026-03-085:553 reply

      I also hate it when kids have fun

      • By bartvk 2026-03-089:531 reply

        You probably joke but I'm an avid motorcycle rider and when I ride in the 30 km/h (20 mph) zones in my city, these kids race past me. No matter it scares the shit out of me, when an accident occurs then the injuries will be horrific.

        I'm not against them, to be sure. I don't know the solution, really. Maybe campaign for helmets, but how effective is that going to be?

        • By blitzar 2026-03-0810:251 reply

          > I don't know the solution

          Fat middle aged men could start riding them or instead of shouting at them as they ride by Karens could cruise past on theirs.

          That ought to do it.

          • By adaml_623 2026-03-0812:13

            It seems to have stopped "6 7..." I understand even the British PM helped out with the cringe

      • By ggm 2026-03-085:591 reply

        Look I get it, I deserve an "ok boomer" but they have got at BEST cycle protection, certainly not a full face helmet, rarely shoes even. It's a disaster waiting to happen. There were 14 deaths in Queensland in 2025 for this class of vehicle, way above normal level.

        • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-087:168 reply

          You know? Since about 1980 I did wheelies too, on my road bicycle. And up to 70kph on flat grounds for up to two minutes. Then having to go down to 55 to 60, which I could hold up for an hour, depending on weather, fitness (varying). No helmet, ever.

          Also no broken bones, or having caused others to crash. Annoyances maybe, but such is youth :-)

          I'm of the opinion that this "disaster waiting to happen" thinking is a disaster by itself. I may concede that some of these kids are too reckless too often to be good for them, because e-bikes make it too easy to go that fast, without having developed the ability to handle these speeds safely first, or knowing where not to(sharp curves, rain, wet leafs, sand, fine gravel, etc(Did I mention I rode iced roads in winter?)).

          But in principle the ride is getting more stable at higher speeds, because gyroscopically stabilized by the spinning wheels.

          I see it as a darwinian filter of fitness. Sieving out stupid. Just like that.

          If you don't give youth the chance to navigate that, there will be more and more unfit.

          No amount of laws will change that.

          • By slau 2026-03-089:272 reply

            I don’t think I’ve ever met someone claiming to be able to easily maintain 70 km/h. Maintaining 50 km/h for an hour puts you well into top professional territory, especially if riding solo.

            There’s basically no chance you got to that level without serious training, coaching, and a lot of experience.

            That is a very different situation from just using a credit card and being able to zip down the road at 50-60 km/h. People have been killed by these fat bikes (as in, a pedestrian being struck), because fat bikes are significantly heavier than road bikes, and kids with no experience drive them in places where pedestrians do occur.

            I doubt you were pulling 50+ km/h in the city centre, or on the beach promenade. Yet this is what we see with fat bikes.

            The laws aren’t designed to protect the rider. They’re designed to protect the uninvolved bystanders who just want to enjoy a stroll.

            • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-0810:562 reply

              Yeah. I'm hearing that over and over again :-)

              The thing is, I lived where I had several routes of about 2km length with several steep inclines of 12% in them, right from my door. And not much else to do. So I did that, first on a road-bicycle with 26" rims for youths, which I grew out of very fast.

              Got a bigger frame with 27 x1 1/4 then.

              Now when that was new to me, I've been KO after riding up there, even needed to step of the bike, some times. But I persisted. Got myself some 'mountain gears' for the rear hub(ten speed only, so five mountain gears back there).

              That helped. But I grew out of these, too! Because I didn't need them anymore! Installed the normal ones back, and thundered uphill as if it was nothing, being just warmed up enough to thunder over the mostly flat, and excellently paved ways going through the forest on the high plateau.

              Giving it all, until absolute exhaustion, pulsating tunnelvision, nearly 'grey-out'. Again and again. By myself. No coaching whatsoever. Until I didn't have these grey-outs anymore. I later discovered this is called "Interval Training".

              Topped that by installing cranks two centimeters longer than usual, and installing 'speed gearing' front and right, to get an even higher transmission ratio.

              Where only 3 to 4 speeds were really usable for me. The rest I had no use for(most of the times). I started mostly in the eight gear, carefully, to not burn rubber, because tires were expensive for me. Didn't help much though, because even with that gearing the back wheel slipped when I pushed down hard from stand in tenth gear.

              So wheelie it was, because why not? Whoo hoo hoo!

              > I doubt you were pulling 50+ km/h in the city centre

              Of course I've been, to show off! :) Sustained for my way to school for about 10km, without breaking a sweat, not arriving wet and stinky. Even in bad weather. Because that took me 15 minutes max, and public transport would have taken me 45 minutes to an hour. I tested. And refused.

              (Imagine the surprised faces of some girls in my class, seeing me arriving in time, after I waved to them in the tram they rode, at the start of the trip(Heart Heart Heart beating sooo fast(Theirs). Ooooo wow!(Giggle))

              At the time I made up to 300km per day, which I didn't even notice at first, because all I ever cared for was moving the 'needle' to the right as far as possible for as long as I could. A neighbor looking at my speedometer noticed that, and of course couldn't believe it :-)

              Now that wasn't the rule, but it 'happened' again and again. 150km to 200km was more normal.

              When I've been out of money for spare parts I ran 'almost-marathon' up there, just 39km instead of the usual 42.x. Sometimes two times, after a short pause, and a meal, back home. I didn't feel good until I had that sort of exercise. Shrug?

              One could say my power was equivalent to a light motorcycle with up to 60cc. 50cc I always won against. 80cc I've been chanceless against, except if the rider switched and coupled clumsily, but not for long, they always won.

              What else? I could jump over closed turnpikes, and the hoods of (police)cars. Still can do, btw.

              > The laws aren’t designed to protect the rider. They’re designed to protect the uninvolved bystanders who just want to enjoy a stroll.

              I actively avoided pedestrians, meaning going slow in the forest on weekends, or not going fast at all along the river. Only during bad weather when there only were few people, or none at all.

              Racing the https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheinpfeil_(Schiff)

              Also not harassing them in the pedestrian zones downtown, just slowly curving around them, sitting upright, hands off the handlebar. Sometimes from still afar(when they were standing in clusters with no way around them), to not disturb them by ringing the bell, instead saying loudly ring, ring and making "parting the water" motions with my hands :-)

              Maybe it's a cultural thing?

              Had different relations with most car drivers, though. They always honking, me always flipping them the bird, because I've been just going within their flow, instead of the curb, without forcing them to slow down, so fuck off? (Yes, I knew about dead/blind angle already, and rode accordingly)

              With all that said let me intone Darth Vader here: "I find your lack of faith disturbing!"

              /now playing Born to be wild...

              • By hommelix 2026-03-0819:58

                Great story, and I believe you. I go through similar slope to work, 5 to 15%, 120 m altitude difference. Doing it daily since Covid has improved my fitness a lot. I fully believe that doing something like you in my teenager days would have shaped me differently.

              • By K0balt 2026-03-0812:011 reply

                Holy shit. Beast.

                • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-0812:07

                  Not really. Just 75+kg to 85kg at about 176cm to 181cm. Still grew up at the beginning.

                  I may look athletic, but am no Hulk.

          • By revolvingthrow 2026-03-089:44

            I usually end my rides at 24-28 kmh average and outside of cyclists and e-bikes the amount of people that ride faster than me is pretty much zero. 70 is completely absurd, especially for "youth".

            I don’t really care if a bunch of reckless kids want to gamble with their lives, but the place to do it is clearly on the street, not on the sidewalk. Those ebikes are pretty much dirt bikes, and nobody sane argues those should slalom between pedestrians, just like cars or motorcycles don’t drive on sidewalks. I don’t want to constantly be on the lookout for a 60 kmh vehicle careening right into me whenever I’m outside, which increasingly happens with food delivery "bikes" as well. There’s no place for them on crowded beaches either.

            Wanna go as fast as cars? Cool, do it on the streets, it’s what they’re built for. Helmet (or even clothing) optional, I suppose, it really isn’t my problem.

          • By NkVczPkybiXICG 2026-03-089:141 reply

            55kph is about how fast Remco Evenepoel just did a flat 12km time trial in the UAE tour, to win it. I think you’re being a touch overconfident if you think you can hold that for an hour.

            • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-0811:531 reply

              I didn't care that much about these things at first, until others noticed the distances on my speedometer, or have seen me in action, when we had the same routes, speeding by them without even noticing them. Except when they honked their horn, or later talked to me about that.

              All I can say is that this disturbed me, so I made sure the speedometer wasn't lying to me. By doing many rounds on an empty running track, to check if the distance counting is right. Confirmed by measuring trip distances on maps, and comparing the stopped times for that. Further confirmed by comparing car-trip times by "progressive" drivers between locations, and mine. It all checks out. No matter if mostly flat, or hilly terrain.

              (Nowadays even in alpine terrain, going from about 2500m altitude up to 4400m, and got cited for reckless driving, because doing 90kph downhill where only 15mph were allowed. Shrug)

              Oh! And no doping, btw...

              • By cuu508 2026-03-0812:201 reply

                The current one hour world record is 56.792 km, if you can hold 55-60 km/h for an hour you should give it a go.

                • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-0813:48

                  I don't really care, as I didn't from the beginning because I've found popular, organized sports unsatisfactory. And Tour de France mostly unimpressive at the times, considering I had a much more heavy bike, and no car with a spare standing by in case of flat tires or other mishaps. I also did most of this in normal traffic, needing to stop at traffic lights, crossings, whatever. And watching out for all the broken glass, all the times.

                  From https://osm.org/go/0GIDMKQGO--?m= to

                  https://osm.org/go/0GC~DS4_r?m= in 25 to 30 minutes, depending on weather, traffic, whatever.

                  Maybe gulping down a can of coke, orange juice, isotonic sports drink, in no more than five minutes. Going back, usually 1 to 2 minutes slower, because of wind coming from the south, which is funneled there from within the Rhine valley out into the open "Kölner Bucht"(Bay of Cologne?).

                  Did this at least a few dozen times in this times.

                  Going from https://osm.org/go/0GJGHYJiY?m= to

                  https://osm.org/go/0GC~DS4_r?m= again.

                  This time with a classmate on a much better bike, and member of a cycling sports club.

                  In nineteen minutes! Classmate almost collapsed on arrival. Though the first third to quarter of that track goes slightly downhill. Anyway, don't remember the time back, because I didn't want to give my classmate health problems, so we took it slowly.

                  Then, in another temporary 'home turf' for about a year, from here https://osm.org/go/0GI2sXyvp-?m= to

                  https://osm.org/go/0GJpBsflN?m= which is very hilly with many steep inclines, ups and downs, on all available routes.

                  Twentyone minutes! Up to 25 on my way back. Did this at least several dozen times in that time. "Progressive" car drivers take 25 to 30 minutes on that route. 'Normies' more like 35 to 40.

                  Also did countless other tours from my first OSM-link to Aachen, Koblenz, Hagen, Düsseldorf, and up into the Eifel, to the big radio-telescope in Effelsberg, then mostly downhill through curved roads back to the Rhine, and back home along it. Also tours through the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siebengebirge on the other side of the Rhine to Siegen, or just up the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drachenfels_(Siebengebirge) instead of taking the cog-wheel train ;->

                  All in rather good time, maybe not for the first time, but when I knew the road(s) better, having built up a mental picture of the 'ideal line', hazards, and such.

          • By Levitating 2026-03-089:071 reply

            Do you live in areas where these fat bikes are popular?

            I am fine with youth experimenting with dangerous stuff. What I have a problem with is having my small bike-oriented city be filled with kids pretending to be gangsters racing around on electric bikes with complete disregard to others.

            • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-089:19

              Depends. Where I spend most of my time they seem to be actually forbidden by the BLM, which covers most of possible tracks. Maybe because of that they are uncommon on downtown roads, too? It's also an image thing there, like "Electric assistance? Loser!"

              Tourists may see it different, but then they'd have to bring them with them. Seems impractical when most of them are already packed with skis, snowboards, and coming by regional plane from larger hubs. Which most them do.

              Where I only visit nowadays, they seem also to be uncommon, except for the feeble things capped to 25kph. E-Scooters are way more annoying there. Be it by their drivers, or them simply being dropped in the midst of the way for whatever reason.

          • By magicalhippo 2026-03-0810:05

            There's a dearth of organ donors, so one could say let them have their fun.

            Problem I have is that they often collide into others or cause others to have severe accidents, not unlike drunk drivers. And that's not cool at all.

            We don't have a fat bike plague here, but we do have similar issues with E-scooters. Too many drive them with no regards for other peoples safety.

          • By defrost 2026-03-087:221 reply

            We all took risks in the 1980s, kids thrive on risk.

            The element of risk existing is not the argument being made here by ggm - it's the morphing and stretching of of the acturial mortality and morbidity curve.

            The claim being made is that unregulateled electric bikes mixing in neophyte road users, suburban traffic, uncapped speeds, etc is increasing the per capita risk for an age band over what it was when "we" inhabited that demographic tribe back in our short pant days.

            • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-088:09

              Just one of GAIA's ways of getting rid of "elite overproduction" in an already overpopulated world.

          • By xnx 2026-03-0813:141 reply

            Did your bike weigh 90 lbs and accelerate to top speed in 4 sec?

            • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-0815:30

              No. Just 13kg, IIRC. Though I once sped through this curve https://osm.org/go/0GJEvDJAo?m= , on my backwheel only (In a wheelie so to speak), at about 40 to 60kph, having accelerated with a scream of rage on the parking space there. Burning rubber. Almost ran over a female teacher of mine, after that curve. Still wheelieing up, cursing "Shit! Shit! Outta my way! Shit! Sorry!" fast, trying to bring the front wheel down by leaning hard into the handlebar, all in a blur. Still burning rubber. Didn't really work until the next crossing, which I also took with the frontwheel up in the air, but not so high anymore. I still don't get how exactly I did that. Because I havn't done that before. Just feeling impossible rage, and having the urge to get away from there ASAP, or else...

              I'm just remembering six fast jerking motions, bringing me around that curve on the backwheel only. Instinct, guardian angel, who knows?

              Rage was expensive. Backtire slick, internal wire netting visible all along. 30 Deutsche Marks gone :-(

              OTOH I had unforgettable sex with that (sports)teacher(a very good and early triathlete) a few hours later :-)

              Edit: I didn't even notice the burning rubber. I've just been shown my visible skidmarks on the tarmac, and they still stank.

              I've been assured that they literally did burn in parts, with tiny blueish flame. But not for long, 2 minutes at most.

              Looking at my backwheel...slick to the netting. Meh!

          • By smackeyacky 2026-03-0810:281 reply

            100% bullshit you did those speeds unless you’re Phil anderson

            • By LargoLasskhyfv 2026-03-0811:57

              If you say so? Shrug

              (Mumbling something about Talk to the hand Terminator-style here)

      • By hennell 2026-03-0810:47

        Some kids near me had fun throwing rocks from a bridge above the motorway. Someone's windshield got smashed, but hey the kids had fun!

    • By madaxe_again 2026-03-0812:04

      I saw a young lady on a velocipede travelling at a positively indecent speed, wearing trousers, and several horses were rather badly startled. The moral degeneracy of the younger generation knows no bounds.

  • By anon_e-moose 2026-03-0811:051 reply

    Didn't Australia recently ban social media for under 16s?

    Sounds like kids are rediscovering fun and socialization in the outdoors.

    Isn't this an unintended byproduct of what Australians wanted and legislated for?

    They really could have added some bike lanes though.

    • By rmccue 2026-03-0812:02

      This predates the social media laws which only started in December.

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