Omg thank you, I had no idea they added this feature!

Dildos aren’t illegal federally but you can’t sell those using Stripe either. It is actually about puritans wanting to control what you do.

"Quality" and "features you happen to want" are two different things.

Unfortunately not satire, and the answer is $500

It appears he is selling a service where he comes to you (optionally with a Mac Mini which is probably why he's buying multiple) and sets up OpenClaw for you.