That's fine, it's pretty good slop and from the comments history even entertaining at times.

> my grandmother had a cookie jar collection and I always thought it was weird until I realized she was basically running a primitive NFT gallery except the tokens were actually useful because they contained cookies

I, for one, don't really want employees to install video games, porn cam clients, torrenting apps, shady vpn clients, crypto miners, remote access tools, dns "optimizers" and more generally viruses on their work computers.

Maybe it wasn't trivial?