Seems pretty on-brand for the Fed

As we say in my family: "close enough for government work!"

Wouldn't the darkening be temporary? After the bloom, the plankton are either consumed by ocean life, or die off and sink to the bottom (sequestering carbon in either case)

Hasn't this worked out in a few cases? Maybe Uber as a better solution than taxis as an example?

I'm curious what sort of unethical suggestions it's coming up with haha

I've tried but I honestly start getting a headache after an hour, more from the weight of the device on my head than eye strain. And that's with the dual loop band