it's making fun of so many things at once, chock full of great jokes

genius i gotta try this

you are advertising this in the wrong place

is there something akin to a continuous glucose monitor but for inflammatory biomarkers? it would be so dope to be able to watch your body respond in real time to the foods you eat the way you can with a cgm

watch the aquarium until the best bubble up

then pluck them off the top, allow 5 family members

full citizenship

utter domination